With all the crazy stuff I hear on the internet I thought to write some of my own. I am amused by the conspiracy theories. Secret service agents agreeing to be shot in the chest to stage a fake assassination for the president and a myriads of others equally as hilarious. So, in the interest of fairness and plausibility I’m offering this theory.

I was listening to this reporter presenting another study regarding retirement. The study concluded that the longer you worked , the longer you lived. If you retire early, you will likely retire early. Yes, you won’t live as long. Then I thought they keep raising the age for social security benefits, could that be related? Well if you can keep people in the workforce longer you won’t have to pay those benefits, it’s a sort of deferral method. It’s all part of a conspiracy! The government is conspiring with the health care system!

Consider all the vaccine mandates. Where we are told how many lives are being saved each year because of vaccines, we are overlooking how many suffer serious side effects from that. Oh, the side effects aren’t immediate, that’s the insidious part of the plan, rather they take decades to appear. If I can keep you working long enough the side effects will kick in and you kick the bucket! Then I don’t have to pay out any benefits you have earned over your lifetime of working.

It must be remembered that social security was first called an old age pension. It was supposed to provide you a income after you got too old to work. Then people started living longer because they were working longer trying to earn that pension. The government realized this was going to be a problem. They needed a way to keep people from living too long. Enter the “vaccines” to improve our quality of life!

Since the implementation of social security in 1935 at least 37 new vaccines have been introduced. The majority of them have been in the last twenty five years! Is that a coincidence? I don’t think so. And now the push is on for universal health care! Yeah, just what we need alright, the government in control of your health. Do you see the problem with that? Do you have any guns in your house? Have you ever thought about harming yourself? Do you plan to retire soon? Well, we have just the treatment you need!

Well, I’m not falling for that. I still believe a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush. That’s why I started collecting my social security as soon as possible. I also quit working and started doing the things I want to do. I get plenty of exercise, I avoid doctors and vaccines. According to the government and their medical studies my life expectancy is 76.5 years. That’s if I followed their plan. I’m not, and I plan to live well beyond that. I will have to live to be 110 to have collected social security for as long as I paid into that system. The odds are still in favor of the house but I’m doing what I can to change that. I’m going against the odds!