There are some things I’ve come to realize that I will never do. One of them is wear a helmet while riding a bicycle. They have passed regulations about that. Under sixteen, wear a helmet. Protecting the children I suppose. Ok, not a bad idea and one I don’t have issue with. I will not wear one, ever. Like the old hockey players I’m just going to grandfather myself in. Besides, I think it just looks ridiculous pedaling my single speed cruiser. I believe I can handle the speed and have enough control to not fall over. I may be old, but I’m not feeble.
I will never,ever stick a telephone in my ear ! I will not walk around with a star trek looking device in my ear and appear to be talking to myself. Carrying a cell phone in my pants pocket is as close as I’ll get. No holsters strapped to my belt with the phone poised like I’m in a gunfight.
I will not use the self checkout at any store. If you want my money you must take it from me personally ! Let me reiterate, if you want my money you must take it personally. It is only common courtesy and a little thing I call customer service.
Not that I would ever buy a car so equipped, but I would never let a car park itself. There is no way I would trust any computer to control my vehicle. I have used cruise control and find that to be nerve racking enough. Forget about it.
I will never ever wear one of those pouches around my waist. You know the ones. Geeky !! No way.
I will never color,dye  or alter my hair color. I’m grey and will stay that way.
I will not use hand sanitizer ! Washing them is sufficient.
I will not wear crocs or sandals of any kind. Never have, never will.
And one more thing I’ve come to realize about myself, I will never learn to just keep my opinions to myself !